singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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