It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
no you cant smoke seaweed
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Just pee around me
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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