His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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