I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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