I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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