are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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