Its about making memories worth repressing
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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