I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
i think i have herpe
just one?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Randomize