There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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