its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
