Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
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