Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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