wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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