Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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