Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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