Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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