I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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