we made out on top of his cat.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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