And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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