i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Randomize
