This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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