somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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