I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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