Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
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