SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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