I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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