We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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