I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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