Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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