i don't like sucking hair
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
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