She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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