his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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