He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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