belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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