So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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