Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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