Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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