They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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