I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Its about making memories worth repressing
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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