Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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