Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
