so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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