Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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