The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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