i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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