so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
He better not be in your backpack
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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