what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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