oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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