i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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