i don't like sucking hair
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
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