: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
We have started to decorate penises.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
