I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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