I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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