1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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