So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
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